Monday, December 8, 2014

Book Review: Sweet Sleep by: Kim Cormack

Book Review: Sweet Sleep by: Kim Cormack
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Friday, November 28, 2014

Fantasy Boys XXX: Guest Post: Author Kim Cormack - Sweet Sleep & The...

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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Interview With the Geek Girl: Interview: Author Kim Cormack

Interview With the Geek Girl: Interview: Author Kim Cormack:   Q: So, tell the readers a bit about you. A: Well, I’m a single mom. I live on Vancouver Island. My daughter is in College. My s...
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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

#thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench


I started a hash tag for fun....

One of my personalities likes you but the other one thinks you need to be taught a lesson.

I've started a line of chloroform scented perfume. By the way are all of your organs in tact?

It puts the lotion on the skin (hand stranger bottle of hand lotion) or else it gets the hose again.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I'm Mcgyvers love child. To save the city I need a goat some Saran Wrap, Spray Pam and three Twinkies

I had to leave they were having fun wrong

I'll just wait for the bus..I'm all good.

I tried to donate an organ today. They wouldn't take it until I told them where it came from

What would you do for a kondike bar? For me it's pretty open

You're safe tonight. It's only Wednesday I only do my serial killer gig on the weekend.

If we were in Jurassic park. I would subdue you and tie you to that tree to keep the raptors busy.

Just so you know it's not stalking if you call it surprise photography

You could just get in the trunk of my car of your own free will or you could go and make this difficult

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car certainly does

I have made it a whole 30 days without participating in any form of cannibalism.

I dismembered a crazy amount of people today. Would you like some gum?

I had a whole cooler full of fingers for the animals. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BntQw4qCYAAvzvF.jpg

Your wife hired me to kill you. I just wanted to give you a chance to outbid her. Bro code and all.

Excuse me sir but the last guy I met wearing Axe body spray kept the trunk of my car fresh for months

Just a random innocent question from one guy waiting in the dark to another What blood type are you?

That man that shoved you on the bus yesterday. I have taken care of him. No need to thank me.

This magic carpet doesn't fly. I bet this isn't even a unicorn whistle in my hand.I have been swindled

This milkshake only brought you to the yard. I wonder if it was supposed to be strawberry flavored?

I find your overuse of cheap cologne intriguing. Are you wearing it or were you drinking it?

Sorry I smell like bleach. I do crime scene clean ups. Well, after myself before anybody finds the body

If I was a zombie I would eat you first

It is surprisingly difficult to cut off a human head.

How many weeks do you have to get the shots after being bit by a rabid dog?

That stuff really works. I totally don't smell like decomposing corpses anymore.

If life is supposed to be like a box of chocolates, I want to know who filled all of mine with poop

The last person that mocked the exsistance of my imaginary friend is buried in my backyard

Sometimes I like to blow up rubber gloves and tape them to my chest so I can pretend I have udders

I'm waiting for my blind date. Is your name the Cannibal?

Just thought you should know, you are out of milk.

I have one of those new volkswagons that no one can hear you scream in.

I've started a line of chloroform scented perfume. By the way are all of your organs in tact?

I've started a line of chloroform scented perfume. By the way are all of your organs in tact?

Sometimes I roofie myself so I can wake up in strange places.

How did I get here? Damn it, I'm sleep walking again. At least this time I'm wearing clothes

While you were sleeping last night you drooled on your pillow. I wiped your mouth. You're welcome.

The safe word is Sassafrass Mchuvincoven. I would try to remember it if I were you

You should stand up. I had an accident and it's travelling down the bench towards you

I wonder what an ant colony does when you pee on an ant hill?

I like to overfeed the pigeons. I feed them so much, they can't even move

I bought a stun gun on E bay. Do you think I should try it out on a jogger?

I think people with matching socks have obvious control issues

Would you like some of this snickers bar? I found it stuck to my butt

I was going to say,Stop smoking it will kill you, but then I remembered I'm here to kill you. Carry on.

Why do you mock our love with that wedding ring and those crocks on your feet?

How long can say a guy in your basement live without food or water? I lost the keys to the basement.

All I have is this nasty case of scabies to offer you, but I think we have something special here.

I'm going to poke the wasps nest under this seat for fun. Hope you can run fast

You take the jogger on the right. I got the one on the left.

Throw french fries up in the air and sing.Seagulls attack you. It's like a zombie version of Snowwhite

I murdered you before in a dream. You have nothing to worry about I'm not asleep.

My sandwiches name is Phillip. Stop eye balling him and treated him with the respect he deserves. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench


Awesome people on Twitter replied with... 

Wow, there are some other good ones that would work for your

They threw me out of the dog park apparently I have to use the actual bathrooms just doesn't seem fair.

Got your nose!

Chi-chi-chi-chi. ha-ha-ha-ha. chi-chi-chi-chi. ha-ha-ha-ha. Yew scared yet? chi-chi-chi

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Can I touch your neck?

Birds are dirty.

I'm Batman!

It's the bench! The Benchster! The Bencharino! Benchman!

It's under the bench, I was never here.

You think this makes me look fat? *points to the sky

"I've seen things you wouldn't believe... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion..."

 You ever feel "stabby"?

Are you agent 44? I've got your instructions!

Bubba was gonna be a shrimp boat captain. Instead, he just died right there in Vietnam.


My memory is not much good these days.....

My butt itches. Can you help?

Does my ass look big in these diapers?

I just shit my pants.

I am ticklish you want to know where?

I had beans and asparagus for lunch sorry.

 You too huh? RT : The leprechaun tells me to burn things.

I see dead people

Pretend that you're eating chips and ask if they want one.

 Do you know anything about rashes?



Go to #Twitter and check out the hash tag #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench  It has really taken off.
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