Friday, November 28, 2014
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Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Tuesday, November 25, 2014
#thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I started a hash tag for fun....
One of my personalities likes you but the other one thinks you need to be taught a lesson. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I've started a line of chloroform scented perfume. By the way are all of your organs in tact? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
It puts the lotion on the skin (hand stranger bottle of hand lotion) or else it gets the hose again. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I'm Mcgyvers love child. To save the city I need a goat some Saran Wrap, Spray Pam and three Twinkies #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I had to leave they were having fun wrong #BigBangTheory #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I'll just wait for the bus..I'm all good. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I tried to donate an organ today. They wouldn't take it until I told them where it came from #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
What would you do for a kondike bar? For me it's pretty open #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench http://ow.ly/i/68yxj
You're safe tonight. It's only Wednesday I only do my serial killer gig on the weekend. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
If we were in Jurassic park. I would subdue you and tie you to that tree to keep the raptors busy. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Just so you know it's not stalking if you call it surprise photography #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
You could just get in the trunk of my car of your own free will or you could go and make this difficult #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car certainly does #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench http://fb.me/2JFWNawMD
I have made it a whole 30 days without participating in any form of cannibalism. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I dismembered a crazy amount of people today. Would you like some gum? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I had a whole cooler full of fingers for the animals. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BntQw4qCYAAvzvF.jpg
Your wife hired me to kill you. I just wanted to give you a chance to outbid her. Bro code and all. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Excuse me sir but the last guy I met wearing Axe body spray kept the trunk of my car fresh for months #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Just a random innocent question from one guy waiting in the dark to another What blood type are you? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
That man that shoved you on the bus yesterday. I have taken care of him. No need to thank me. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
This magic carpet doesn't fly. I bet this isn't even a unicorn whistle in my hand.I have been swindled #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
This milkshake only brought you to the yard. I wonder if it was supposed to be strawberry flavored? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I find your overuse of cheap cologne intriguing. Are you wearing it or were you drinking it? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Sorry I smell like bleach. I do crime scene clean ups. Well, after myself before anybody finds the body #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
If I was a zombie I would eat you first #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
It is surprisingly difficult to cut off a human head. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
How many weeks do you have to get the shots after being bit by a rabid dog? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
That #febreeze stuff really works. I totally don't smell like decomposing corpses anymore. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
If life is supposed to be like a box of chocolates, I want to know who filled all of mine with poop #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
The last person that mocked the exsistance of my imaginary friend is buried in my backyard #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Sometimes I like to blow up rubber gloves and tape them to my chest so I can pretend I have udders #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I'm waiting for my blind date. Is your name #Hannibal the Cannibal? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Just thought you should know, you are out of milk. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I have one of those new volkswagons that no one can hear you scream in. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I've started a line of chloroform scented perfume. By the way are all of your organs in tact? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I've started a line of chloroform scented perfume. By the way are all of your organs in tact? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Sometimes I roofie myself so I can wake up in strange places. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
How did I get here? Damn it, I'm sleep walking again. At least this time I'm wearing clothes #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
While you were sleeping last night you drooled on your pillow. I wiped your mouth. You're welcome. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
The safe word is Sassafrass Mchuvincoven. I would try to remember it if I were you #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
You should stand up. I had an accident and it's travelling down the bench towards you #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I wonder what an ant colony does when you pee on an ant hill? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I like to overfeed the pigeons. I feed them so much, they can't even move #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I bought a stun gun on E bay. Do you think I should try it out on a jogger? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I think people with matching socks have obvious control issues #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Would you like some of this snickers bar? I found it stuck to my butt #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I was going to say,Stop smoking it will kill you, but then I remembered I'm here to kill you. Carry on. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Why do you mock our love with that wedding ring and those crocks on your feet? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
How long can say a guy in your basement live without food or water? I lost the keys to the basement. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
All I have is this nasty case of scabies to offer you, but I think we have something special here. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I'm going to poke the wasps nest under this seat for fun. Hope you can run fast #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
You take the jogger on the right. I got the one on the left. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Throw french fries up in the air and sing.Seagulls attack you. It's like a zombie version of Snowwhite #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I murdered you before in a dream. You have nothing to worry about I'm not asleep. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
My sandwiches name is Phillip. Stop eye balling him and treated him with the respect he deserves. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Awesome people on Twitter replied with...
@kimcormack Wow, there are some other good ones that would work for your #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102926/quotes …
They threw me out of the dog park apparently I have to use the actual bathrooms just doesn't seem fair. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
#thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench Got your nose!
Chi-chi-chi-chi. ha-ha-ha-ha. chi-chi-chi-chi. ha-ha-ha-ha. Yew scared yet? chi-chi-chi #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
What's the frequency, Kenneth? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Can I touch your neck? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Birds are dirty. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I'm Batman! #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
It's the bench! The Benchster! The Bencharino! Benchman! #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench #SNL @RobSchneider
It's under the bench, I was never here. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
You think this makes me look fat? *points to the sky #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
#Thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench "I've seen things you wouldn't believe... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion..."
You ever feel "stabby"? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Are you agent 44? I've got your instructions! #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Bubba was gonna be a shrimp boat captain. Instead, he just died right there in Vietnam. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
http://youtu.be/k34boxNrqL8 My memory is not much good these days..... #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
My butt itches. Can you help? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Does my ass look big in these diapers? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I just shit my pants. #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I am ticklish you want to know where? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
#thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench I had beans and asparagus for lunch sorry.
You too huh? RT @Metal_Mixtress: The leprechaun tells me to burn things. #Thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
I see dead people #Thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Pretend that you're eating chips and ask if they want one.#thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Do you know anything about rashes? #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench
Go to #Twitter and check out the hash tag #thingstosaytostrangersonaparkbench It has really taken off.
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